Thomas Kemeny said advertising is a job for imbeciles. So I guess that’s one thing about me.

Let’s see here, what else — okay, so I am from a super (duper) rural area, I graduated from UNC Chapel Hill with majors in advertising and Spanish, and I love (love love love) to write and create things.

I’m a professional wrestling nerd, horror movie geek (officially), and I study history as a hobby if I’m not learning Spanish.

Also, and I’m saying this in the least humble way possible, I’m probably one of the few copywriters on the planet who can dunk. Hire me off of that alone, I wouldn’t blame you!